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How To Decide The Best Spot For Your Next Tattoo

The placement of a tattoo on one’s body is, as our more serious-minded friends might say, jolly important. It’s a decision not to be taken lightly. Most folks, in their right minds, opt for personal designs hidden from the public eye. It’s rather like keeping a delicious secret or a particularly naughty limerick tucked away for one’s own amusement. Others, bless their hearts, use tattoos as a form of embellishment or to make a statement. I once met a chap who had “I am not a billboard” tattooed across his forehead. The irony was apparently lost on him.

 

Preparing To Get A Tattoo

Whatever your inclination, do remember that a tattoo is a permanent addition to your body. It’s not like a bad haircut that can be rectified with a few months of strategic hat-wearing. Tattoos can be dreadfully difficult to correct if placed in a moment of, shall we say, reduced judgment.

Now, before you rush off to etch “Carpe Diem” in Comic Sans across your clavicle, I implore you to engage in a spot of research. The Internet, that marvelous vault of both wisdom and utter tosh, is your go-to. Search for tattoo images and drawings by category. This is particularly useful if you already have an inkling of what you want. It saves you the bother of trawling through endless designs of anchors and swallows when what you really fancy is a lifelike portrait of Margaret Thatcher on your bicep.

Once you have amassed a collection of images that tickle your fancy, toddle off to a professional tattoo studio. Do resist the urge to let your mate Dave have a go with his new mail-order tattooing kit. A professional artist will not only have a steadier hand but is also less likely to misspell “No Regerts” across your chest.

Getting The Right Artist

When consulting with your chosen artist, be clear about your preferences and expectations. Some artists specialize in certain styles – you wouldn’t ask Picasso to paint you a photorealistic landscape, would you? If your desired tattoo doesn’t align with their area of expertise, a true professional will point you in the direction of a more suitable artist. It’s rather like being redirected to a specialist when you visit your GP with a peculiar rash – a tad disappointing perhaps, but ultimately for the best.

Remember, dear reader, that the world of tattoos is as vast and varied as human imagination itself. From the intricate geometric patterns of Polynesian tattoos to the bold, sailor-inspired designs of old, there’s a rich tapestry of history and culture quite literally etched into human skin.

So, as you embark on your inky adventure, approach it with the same care and consideration you might give to selecting a fine wine or crafting the perfect joke. After all, both tattoos and humor, when done well, have the power to leave a lasting impression. Just be sure that impression isn’t “I’ve made a terrible mistake.” Cheerio!

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