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Whether you’re making a statement, doing the kind of crazy things love makes one do, or just looking to connect deeply with some symbolic ritual, you certainly do have a valid reason to get inked. Getting inked is one thing, knowing the consequences of getting a tattoo is another. Many questions plague the minds of tattoo virgins, and one of such questions for people getting their first tattoos (much like you), goes; ‘is it normal for a new tattoo to peel?’ I’m going to answer this question in a blink.
WHAT TO KNOW BEFORE GETTING A NEW TATTOO
Getting tattooed requires a tiny needle – or rather, a gaggle of needles – piercing your skin with the tenacity of a determined woodpecker. This isn’t just a superficial tickle; oh no, these little metal marauders dive deep into your dermis, depositing ink like overzealous party guests leaving crumbs on your freshly vacuumed carpet.
Now, I’m told that drawing a tattoo oneself is about as advisable as attempting to give oneself a Brazilian wax while blindfolded. Hence, the importance of seeking out a professional tattoo artist cannot be overstated. You wouldn’t trust your appendectomy to a chap with a Swiss Army knife and a can-do attitude, would you?
WHAT TO EXPECT AFTER GETTING A NEW TATTOO
Post-tattoo, your body embarks on a fascinating voyage of self-discovery. “What’s this foreign substance?” it muses, “And why, pray tell, does it resemble a drunken butterfly?” Cue the immune system, charging in like an overzealous bouncer at a nightclub.
Naturally, tattoos are painful – a fact that shouldn’t surprise anyone who’s ever accidentally sat on a hedgehog. Fear not, however, for this discomfort is merely the first act in a three-part play titled “My Skin’s Dramatic Overreaction.”
Act Two: The Itching. Your new tattoo will get itchy and form scabs, transforming you into a symphony of scratching that would make even the most flea-ridden dog jealous. But resist, dear reader! For to scratch is to court disaster, potentially reducing your beautiful new tattoo to a blur that resembles a Rorschach test gone wrong.
Act Three: The Great Peel of 2024. Your skin, in its infinite wisdom, decides to shed like a snake with an identity crisis. But again, resist the urge to pick! Tattoos peeling is nature’s way of saying, “I’ve got this under control, now hands off!”
TATTOO AFTER-CARE
The human body recognizes tattoos as injuries because of the invasive nature of the tattooing procedures. So the body’s healing mechanism guarantees that tattoos will almost always itch and crust over. And if proper after-care is not being administered, you just might have a bad tattoo on your hands; literally. Regardless of the size and intricacy of a tattoo, the tattooed part will and should always be bandaged with a plastic strip for a few hours at the least.
It is quite normal for your new tattoo to peel within the first two to three weeks of getting inked. Do not fret, as it is your body just trying to ‘heal’ from a wound. To prevent this or manage it, it is advisable to cleanse the tattoo twice a day with anti-microbial soap and clean water. Also, try to keep it moisturized. Products such as Vitium Tattoo Butter can be applied in small amounts over the tattooed surface a few times a day, to ensure your tattoo does not become irritable. These products also help to soothe the tattooed skin and preserve your tattoo’s shine.
While it’s natural for your new tattoo to scab, itch, and generally behave like a rebellious teenager, with proper care and the patience of a saint, you’ll soon be the proud owner of a permanent work of art. Just remember, unlike that regrettable haircut or ill-advised romantic dalliance, this decision sticks with you. Quite literally.
Whether you’re immortalizing your love of cheese, paying homage to your favorite pet iguana, or simply succumbing to a mid-life crisis in a more permanent fashion than buying a sports car, may your ink be true and your regrets be few. And if all else fails, remember: there’s always strategically placed clothing or, in extreme cases, the witness protection program.
